by Lipstick lez January 23, 2018
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"I am so wet now."
People laugh
"Ok, I did not mean it that way (The Accidental Horny-ness is REAL)"
"I am so wet now."
People laugh
"Ok, I did not mean it that way (The Accidental Horny-ness is REAL)"
by OMGitzMeh January 3, 2017
Get the Accidental Horny-ness mug.Morgan had such a dramatic accident when a bee stung her just as holy water touched her skin. She screamed so loudly!!
by Sarcia26 January 29, 2020
Get the Dramatic Accident mug.What happens when someone says something "serious," but it's so off-base, erroneous, wrong or goofy that people laugh at it anyway.
A. Did you hear Trump saying he knows more than the Doctors and the World Health Organization about the COVID-19 epidemic?
B. Yeah, I had to laugh at him. Accidental Humor at its finest.
Jill: Did you hear Candy going on about Right To Life being a "Christian Duty?"
Kathy: Yeah. Now she's pregnant and begging for an abortion.
Jill: Talk about "Accidental Humor..."
B. Yeah, I had to laugh at him. Accidental Humor at its finest.
Jill: Did you hear Candy going on about Right To Life being a "Christian Duty?"
Kathy: Yeah. Now she's pregnant and begging for an abortion.
Jill: Talk about "Accidental Humor..."
by The Third Jay Guy April 6, 2020
Get the Accidental Humor mug.I swear I'd never be racist, I just accidentally said the n word when I was saying something I'd never be racist I swear. 👉👈
by Enderwolf20995 March 24, 2020
Get the Accidentally mug.A deliberate act designed to scare, annoy, harm, or kill someone, that is executed in a way that appears to be an accident and thus the person who committed the act ideally gets away with it.
An example: Johnny really hates his wife. She's the worst thing that ever happened to him. He wishes she could die. But he doesn't want to go through the divorce process. So Johnny waits for his wife to be at the top of the stairs, and when she is, he lifts her up and tosses her headfirst down the stairs. She passes away. Emergency services show up and she is pronounced dead. No one ever suspects Johnny murdered her, and even if they do, it's impossible to prove it. Johnny gets away with it and marries his mistress.
An example: Johnny really hates his wife. She's the worst thing that ever happened to him. He wishes she could die. But he doesn't want to go through the divorce process. So Johnny waits for his wife to be at the top of the stairs, and when she is, he lifts her up and tosses her headfirst down the stairs. She passes away. Emergency services show up and she is pronounced dead. No one ever suspects Johnny murdered her, and even if they do, it's impossible to prove it. Johnny gets away with it and marries his mistress.
Because of these "faked accidents", murder rates are higher than officially counted. Countless people get away with murder and other crimes and they walk among us, completely unsuspected. Drew Peterson, a cop from Illinois, is a great example. He got away with drowning his wife in a bathtub until her body was reexamined 5 years later.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx October 14, 2020
Get the Faked Accident mug.Dancing when one should generally not be dancing. Usually followed by regret, embarrassment, hangover.
"How was the wedding last night? Any accidance?"
"Aunt Lori was grinding on the best man...Lil Wayne came on. Accidance happen, I guess."
"Ya can't take her anywhere...she is an accidance liability."
"Aunt Lori was grinding on the best man...Lil Wayne came on. Accidance happen, I guess."
"Ya can't take her anywhere...she is an accidance liability."
by Dooodshhhh November 11, 2011
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