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Absolutely Nana

To peel somebody’s clothes off like a banana
Get on the bed so I can absolutely nana you
by The regger September 3, 2023
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absolute dogwater

tell this to some random dude who literally sucks at aiming
by Skoonify October 1, 2023
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Absolute true non-agony

The opposite of absolute true agony: when you take the AM GAMER drugs and the Coca-Cola is Espuma. COCA-COLA ESPUMA
by Gbungper October 1, 2023
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Absolute unit

Someone who would make a great asset to a team because they are an awesome part by themselves. Like a space marine who has legendary qualities on their own but also work in a squad of other space marines. Also think about the movie Predator, that alien was from a planet of other predators that hunt together in the comics and was up against Arnie who was part of a commando squad out in the jungle but they went one to one which just goes to show what absolute units they are.
That guys an absolute unit, I want him on my team
by Jackiechanny October 2, 2023
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Ivan (absolute lad)

Guy with the biggest cock
Usually grows around 75 yards(68.58 meters)
Girl: Ivan (absolute lad) has the biggest cock
Girl's Best Friend: I can see, he's such a great guy.
by Inoco November 21, 2021
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absolute koon

Tyrone: YAH BRO, JUST HIT THE JAX OFF A GIRLS THIGH!
Zach: You're an absolute koon!
by zacthemac October 31, 2019
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absolute monkey

by Tc_goldie December 2, 2020
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