The Tallahassee Tyson

When you are engaging in foreplay with your girlfriend, gently nibble on her ear as you begin to finger her. Simultaneously begin to bite her ear harder while you also intensify the speed and pressure at which you fingerblast her box. The unsuspecting girl should begin to say something along the lines of "ow you're hurting me!" at which point you apologize and stop biting her ear. She will know it was her ear that hurt, and you will know that it was her ear that hurt, but that doesn't matter. When you proceed to begin having sex, you slip your dick in her ass and as she once again says something along the lines of "ow!" or "what the fuck?!" or "wrong hole, asshole!" you play dumb and pretend that you thought her vagina hurt from two of your fingers so you figured your dick would be intolerable.

Bruh! I hit my chick with the Tallahassee Tyson last night. Iron Mike would be so proud!

by WhoreHay1217 January 18, 2025

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Tyson G

Stupid idiot who has a Lego haircut and cannot play basketball or lift over 75 pounds.

"Tyson G lifted more than the BV baddie"

by No Mercy Mercer January 30, 2025

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Dirty Tyson

When you are having sex with a woman then jizz in her eyes to blind and stun her, then you bite off her ear like prime Mike Tyson would have done , then proceed lay the meanest uppercut on her

“ Yea that bitch was crazy so I had to hit her with a Dirty Tyson.”

by Dat Mullet Guy June 2, 2024

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Frank Tyson

Yeah, how am I just now hearing about this?

Hym "People getting killed by cops is super important.... But not EVERY time it happens. Frank Tyson died 1 month ago. I'm just now hearing about it. Died in the exact same way George Floyd died so... Where is the outrage!? Or was I right!? Sissy cry-babies not used to seeing people die but now that they seen it they are kind of desensitized to it and it just isn't that big of a deal now? No protests? Where are all the outraged liberal pundits? Majority Report should have had Half-Asian Francesca on to bloviate about how NOTHING HAS CHANGED... Since George Floyd. NOTHING has changed. They just kept doing it. They just kept kneeling on necks. That was ACTUALLY the thing that THEY CLAIMED GEORGE FLOYD WAS... No outrage this time. They are PRETENDING out here. It's pretend. Like 95% of all social interactions are just pretend. It's pretend-world. I said it earlier. I said it initially. Pretend-world. That's where we live."

by Hym Iam June 19, 2024

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