Map it and Fap it

1. the act of google-mapping the address of your crush's house (Mapping it) and proceeding to beat off outside her window. (Fapping it)

2. The shy guy's alternative to Mark it and Park it

EX:
poor johnny was just too shy to try and pick up lisa at the bar so he decided to map it and fap it to her.

by SavoryDavory December 18, 2012

flap map

A graphic illustration of a woman's sexual organs (often found in biology schoolbooks)

Look,i havent a clue where the clit is, lets get the flap map

by Sheazo McPisshorn June 19, 2011

Cuddle-map

The process of mapping every curve,inch, muscle ripple and scent while cuddling your loved one.

While holding each other before they departed they found themselves cuddle-mapping.

by Mrs Major Payne January 29, 2023

cuddle-map

The process of mapping your loved ones physical features and scent while holding / embracing each other

At the end of their visit, as they were laying there in an embrace and she realized she was cuddle-mapping as it would be 2 weeks before she was in his arms again .

by Mrs Major Payne January 29, 2023

map of bonanza

Referring to the introductory cinematic moments at the beginning of the cowboy series “Bonanza” , where the map of their farm ( the Ponderosa ) was prominently displayed on screen , only for it to catch fire from behind , with the little inferno commencing with a smallish ring of fire .

Christ, Love - that curry you made last night was a bit lively - I’ve just got up this morning , gone for a shite , and my arse is like the feckin map of bonanza

by Napoleon BonerPart February 3, 2023

Say Eye, Spell Map, Say Ness

What people say when they want you to say I am a penis.

Person 1: yo, say eye, spell map, say ness.

Person 2: I am a penis.

by crystal_fr December 19, 2023

Sex Map

A useful resource to finding your next side ting

I got a sex map to your mothers bedroom

by jayc33 January 9, 2024