rag slap

slappen someone with a frozen used lady pad

jerome came home pissed and passed out. Come morning the prick wouldnt wake for work. Grabbed a frozen used lady pad from the freezer and rag slapped him across the cheeks. That woke the cunt up.

by rag slapper March 1, 2011

slap clitties

Women finding amusement in the failures of male co-workers.

"I can't believe it. A million dollars wasted on this project and all those women can do is slap clitties."

by master of the factory January 12, 2007

italian slap

A short swift back-handed slap accross the face as to reprimand or discipline a child.

"Nana said I'd get an Italian slap if I stole one more meatball from her saucepan."

by webhole August 17, 2004

Beethoven slap

When a person goes behind someone and slaps both their ears at the same time with their hands

Beethoven was slap by his father when he did something wrong on the piano thus called the Beethoven slap

by Stefano & Andre October 25, 2005

slap-tastic

When someone does something that is either so cool or so dumb that an uncontrollable urge arises and you smack them.

Evan: "Man, I'm going to throw this pudding at the principal."

Mitch: *Slaps Evan*

Joe: "Evan, that was slap-tastically dumb."

by Riverboy April 17, 2006

slap five

Also, high five.

Hey, little buddy, slap five!

by tdlsix October 18, 2008

Slap In The Barnyard

What you say when something is completely ridiculous or crazy.

"Omg! Did you know that Latisha got suspended!?!"
" Well that's a Slap In The Barnyard!!"

by Slappy Cakey August 6, 2014