Skunk's foot

The opposite of a rabbit's foot. An unlucky charm.

When I play cards or slots with my wife I always lose - she is a real skunk's foot.

by bosmo November 14, 2016

awful skunk

One who's life is a grain of sand on the beach of life. An utter douchebag who does not deserve fame nor fortune. The burden on your existence

Darryl: Joe shoved his bagels in my tear ducts again... My eyes are welling up.
Joe: What an awful skunk...

by AwfulSkunk69420 November 15, 2016

skunk gypsy

A guy that goes down on his girl when she's passed out from drinking to much

Oh! I went down on my girl last after we been drinking! " Martin you nothing but skunk gypsy."

by Longduckdawg January 25, 2017

Skunk Dick

Skunk Dick is the after effects of cum being left on the rim of your foreskin after a session of masterbating creating an skunky sick smell.

"Dude after my session I had total skunk dick. It smelled like aids."

by cedarbear March 7, 2016

slit skunk

A Vagina. You’re welcome folks ;)

Dude, I totally got slit skunked last night... 🤮

by Slitskunk:)eww May 5, 2019

Barefoot Skunk

barefoot skunk is a phrase so offense and obscure that legally we cannot reveal its meaning.

-“Hey AJ I was kidding about telling my mom about barefoot skunk”
-“Are you sure, it seemed pretty real to me”
-“No I am serious, I did not. You got pranked”

by barefootskunk42069 December 13, 2019

bump and skunk

Woman 1 humps man while man licks asshole of woman 2.

See “My Dad Wrote a Porno” Season 5, episode 3.

Shall we try the traditional Kilkenny bump and skunk at this threesome?

by Truffleelf September 24, 2019