Sparkling water

Tastes like TV static. Absolute shit.

I saw someone on the road starving so I gave him sparkling water and said - “Andrew Tate will be pleased”.

by Ligament May 25, 2023

Sparkle Tits

The act of putting pegs on your nipples, often posted on various social media platforms such as X/Twitter.

Usually clothes pegs made from eco friendly wood.

Dave: "Did you get any last night?"

Graham: "No but I did see some Sparkle Tits on twitter"

by PegsForNips June 3, 2024

Sparkle pony

A turd after you've eaten or drank something with gold flakes or glitter in it.

Dude, you should've seen the coil that Dennis threw after drinking a bottle of Goldschlager. What a sparkle pony.

by CapitanSeaman June 6, 2024

Sparkle Spinach

Yet another fancy way to say Weed.

Hey dude do you want some Sparkle Spinach?
What the hell is that?
It’s weed my dude.

by ButtHairBurrito97 July 27, 2024

Sparkle Sparkle

adj.
Describes something as pleasing or otherwise positive; preppy

-Your new dress is so sparkle sparkle!
-Your cat died? That's, uh... sparkle sparkle?

by beesyes August 4, 2024

Sparkle queen

A woman that sparkles in your eyes.
She is like part of the sun and part of your soul.
She can be your friend , partner ,sibling or anyone.
She is just awsome and fill you with joy .
She is authentic.

She is smart and not in a show off way that some chicks do to get a guy. By talking about 4 to 8 year degree to work with kids . Yet they do not actual work with kids unless their her own. Nor walks around actin like she knows thing becuase of her degree.
She kind . Not the type to join groups so she looks kind and hide her face afterwards.

She not fake.

She doesn't go around useing people for her self esteem.

" She is my sparkle queen ! "

by Justanother definition April 24, 2025

Sparkle DILF

A multi-gender attracted male (bi, pan, etc.) who is flamboyant, yet also a DILF (Daddy I Love to Fuck). Often times, a "Sparkle DILF" is a girl-dad or a father who doesn't support strict gender roles.

"My pansexual father is a Sparkle DILF."

by Eris Silver May 25, 2024