Bane Reach

A reach for a check one does not intend to pay. Usually very slow and obviously half hearted.

I went on a date with a hot girl last night and she gave me the bane reach.

by Professor Giggles July 14, 2018

Rastafarian Reach Around

When a Rastafarian stands behind you and gives you a hand job using his dreads.

I got a Rastafarian Reach Around last week in Jamaica.

by Rastafarian Reach Around February 2, 2019

reach impediment

a disorder short people have

Jose needs a ladder because he has a reach impediment.

by deucebag211 June 2, 2018

Mobius Double Reach Around

A reach-around using both hands where the fingers are crossed so the index and middle and crossed, as are the pinky and ring

I met this dorky gal and she showed me the mobius double reach around

by Cryptopox137 March 14, 2023

Texas outback reach around

The process of going to any outback steakhouse and actively giving a reach around to a monkey on the birthday saddle, simultaneously using the butter and ramming it up sed monkeys ass but it has to be in texas.

Yea i went to outback steak house and got lucky and received a texas outback reach around
Dude you got a problem

by MonkimansFatTaintsCheeseLard January 24, 2023

Wendys Reach-around

This is when you are fucking you partner from the back while eating a Wendy's Asiago Ranch Classic Chicken Club and she is holding a Large Pineapple Mango Lemonade (No Ice). You shove your wang deeper in her and Reach around for the Large Pineapple Mango Lemonade (No Ice), while still eating the Asiago Ranch Classic Chicken Club you slam the Large Pineapple Mango Lemonade (No Ice) and creampie in the cup.

Partner 1: I'm going to give you that good Wendys Reach-around
Partner 2: Yes honey please, bust in that cup

by JimmyNeutron56 February 2, 2023

Romanian Reach Around

A Reach Around normally administered behind a dumpster at Wendy's in exchange for $20 or 100 BBBYQ shares. High pitched Yiddish singing/chanting by an experienced goy is what gives this Reach Around its uniqueness. It's not gay it's 2024 and Megan Fox every time.

FakePulte/Max_Tendies/Fake U-Copy is waiting behind Wendy's to give Plur, Turkish and fghtffyrdmns a Romanian Reach Around

by Nozzylicious Noz January 9, 2024