Plum silly

The term a person uses to discribe an incredibly stupid person.

Tom thought stitch from lilo and stitch, was a Pokémon character; therefore tommy is plum silly.

by Cugino March 13, 2019

Plum scrumpy

When a dog owner is walking their small dog (eg. Yorkshire Terrier) on a sidewalk in a large urban centre and as the dog begins deficating on the sidewalk the owner picks up the dog to move said dog to the grass. During the movement the dog leaves behind plum scrumpies.

Oh man... Was walking to work today and this dude let his dog plum scrumpy all in front of me. Fuck that guy.

by mealinlovesit March 14, 2019

Plum

One who’s lips become a dark purple color when imbibing red wine. This is most easily seen on the inner rim of both the top and bottom lips, when the mouth is slightly parted.

Also note: manplum (noun, m.)

Hey Kev, I got you some IPA selections at Weggies for the game, is that cool or are you going to be a total manplum tonight?

by Contriveme March 16, 2019

Plum

a small, round fruit with a thin, smooth, red, purple, or yellow skin, sweet, soft flesh, and a single large, hard seed:

plum jam
a plum tree

by xasialees December 17, 2018

Shlum Plum

A girl who seems very shy but actually is very active and is 80% time a hooker.

Joe: You know Garfield?
Pine: Yeah?
Joe: I think hes a Shlum Plum.
Pine: Woah, Really?

by pinedog June 26, 2018

PLUM card

Poor Little Unfortunate Me. Used as an insult to people who use emotions to get the upper hand. Try and make you feel sorry for them. Purposefully or unpurposefully uses your kind nature to make you do things for them. Only used by terrible people. Mostly used by men who have mommy issues and would love a mommy who they can fuck.
Do not trust people who use plum cards ever.

"well I asked him if he was ok and he said "I mean I guess." Guess he's pulling the PLUM card again"

"I'm just so lonely. I wish we were still together." --PLUM card user

"You used to take such good care of me." --PLUM card user

by JackandJill-therewasnohill July 15, 2018

Plum

Also know as a fat little man with hairy cheeks and an ugly face who likes young ladies and ugly foreign woman

“Jesus Adam leave that young lady alone your turning into a plum”

by Jessica Bolger January 22, 2019