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Mortgage Mule

When a man or woman pays the mortgage for the family, finds out the spouse or significant other has cheated, and they feel like a mule, having worked, and gotten no respect for keeping the roof overhead.
He felt like a Mortgage Mule. He worked for years to keep his family safe, and in the end, found out his wife cheated. He felt used, and taken advantage of.
by P.A. Drunk N Stuff December 26, 2011
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fox mule

A fox mule is a country girl with a dirt covered truck. She likes to go muddin' and has a very low attention span and is hard of hearing. She is very entertaining to say the least. She also goes by cut and paste.
Girl 1: Her truck is so dirty she must be a fox mule.
by cutandpaste August 22, 2011
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mule sweatin'

When a very country low class woman gets turned on and her vagina becomes wet/moist.
Damn, that feller over there is so sexy he got my mule sweatin'.
by Skittle_Pop May 24, 2023
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Mexican Mule

A derogatory term for a person who swallows condoms filled with ejaculate in order to hide them from detection while traveling.
Brian suddenly became sick to his stomach upon arrival in Mexico. He was rushed to the ER where it was discovered he was working as a Mexican Mule.
by Mr413 January 25, 2023
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Mule Spam

The term comes from the ROBLOX game The Wild West.

It is used for people who spam various shotguns in the game but specifically the Mule Shotgun. "Mule Spammer" is used as an insult, similarly to "Guycott Spam" and "Fan Fire Spam" when someone only uses weapons that require no aim.
Mule Spammer: L get better you're trash kid you have auction guns and died to a new player
Player: Shut up you mule spammer
by CayZap January 6, 2024
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Conspiracy Mule

like "Drug Mule" but against Conspiracy theorists

Plural: Conspiracy Mules
I'm sick and tired of this Conspiracy mule saying something about the so-called Great Reset
by Porg009 January 14, 2024
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The cross-eyed mule kick

When a woman is doing a hand-stand while both kicking him in the eyes and giving him a blowjob until completion
“I have black eyes because my girlfriend gave me a cross-eyed mule kick!” - the cross-eyed mule kick
by BBC401 July 3, 2021
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