Micah Yujin

The hottest guy known to man.

"Micah Yujin is so hot omg I'm so obsessed."

by Zarya August 3, 2023

Micah

The term "micah" is derived from the ancient Mayan culture meaning "bad-ass". The name was given to all the elders and highly respected people of the community who are far superior than anyone else. It was custom in the Mayan villages for all the hottest females to line in in rows of 4 to give pleasure to this supreme being named micah. The reason it was 4 people is because People named micah are usually well-endowed and know how to used their gift. Micah's were also very wealthy and enjoyed a nice glass of scotch from time to time.

omg Micah IS A BADASS

by MICAH SLEPT WIT UR MOM April 2, 2024

Micah

A literal rock goblin who is known for pooting and peeding all over their own bed well into their 20's. He hasn't taken his meds in at least a month and the family is worried for him. Also known to have axe murdered 15 Dutch co-eds from 2005 to 2009.

Person #1: Hey, isn't that the embarrassing goblin like creature who won't stop soiling his own bed?
Person #2: Oh you mean a Micah? Yeah he also is wanted in connection to the Dutch Lumberjack slayings.

by RockGoblin November 26, 2021

Micah

Micah is a funny niqqa and will do anything in his power to help the people who was there for him. Micah has serious trust issues and refuses to let people tear him up on the inside. He is overprotective about the ones he loves the most.

Micah will fuck a nigga up!!

by EAGERFALCON November 27, 2021

Micah

A big poopy pants man who poops and shids and cries alot. Could probably suck a boulder through a garden hose. Cuz he gives that sloppy sucky wucky knobby slobby 3000 with Karate Chopping action. Chases the mail man and exclusively eats the 99 cent Slim Jim stick

Guy 1: why does that man with 30 loose slim jims have such saggy pants?
Guy 2: classic Micah. He blows like a leaf blower

by RockGoblin November 30, 2021

Micah

my boyfriend.

:0 :Omg is that micah
;-; : yea bitch that’s MY boyfriend

by TalkToMyBoyfriendAndIWillHurtU March 3, 2024

Micah

That one guy who just doesn't care about how other people think of him. He doesn't listen when people tell him to not do something stupid He also can't keep a girlfriend for more than two days.

Girl 1: OMG

Girl 2: What?

Girl 1: Micah just texted me!

Girl 2: What does it say?

Girl 1: CENSORED

Boy 1: MICAH! I TOLD YOU TO NOT DO SOMETHING STUPID!!!

Girls 1&2: WHY MICAH?!

by That~one~guy March 8, 2024