Lionel Messi

Literally the best footballer in the world. 8 FAIR ballon d'ors and an insane amount of G/A's that surpass the "complete" footballer, Cristiano Ronaldo.

Has a loyal fanbase. Also is very humble.

Some Ronaldo fans call him Pessi because they have infested their brains with football troll face edits and brainrot and cant defend their idol Cristiano Ronaldo because Messi is more superior in awards and trophy.
And some call him FIFA boy considering the fact that CR7 has more UEFA special awards, Maradona award and Player Of the Century award. (all from FIFA)

1: "Lionel Messi is the best footballer in the world"
2: "Lionel Messi vs CR7 isn't even a debate. Messi wins"

by barca09 March 12, 2025

Messy Friday

Messy Friday when you go live n be messy

You go live on instagram or TikTok and be messy like you gotta tell all da tea wit videos n screenshots everything it’s messy Friday ain’t no holding back a lot comes wit messy Friday so be ready for anything to happen

by DAREALBK March 14, 2025

Messi

A piece of shit who relies on Eibar
It's used in place of words like shit, poo and ass

The baby did a Messi in his diaper

by Jegtfgh November 24, 2021

messy jay

A name some might be called due to accusations , FALSE accusations that is

-Hey mom can I go to jays house

-You mean MESSY JAYS house?

by Messy Jay. June 19, 2023

Ronaldo vs Messi

Who is the football goat?

Who is the goat? It's Ronaldo vs Messi.

by Random Words & Definitions June 20, 2024

messi is the goat

messi is the goat is common way for people to express the same sentiments as germany did during the second world war

everytime i hear “messi is the goat” all i hear is hh.

by jimmy john’s June 30, 2024

messi is the goat

“messi is the goat” is a way for people to freely express their 1940s-germany-like sentiments without being judged

every time i hear “messi is the goat” all i hear is nazi propaganda

by jimmy john’s June 30, 2024