micro butt baby

When you shove a micro-stretch Armstrong up your ass

Here, take the micro butt baby & have fun

by PeePeePooPoo1999 April 25, 2021

micro stan

A very very very retarded group of people who stan the youtuber PoisonShocker aka Micro. Their brains are stuffed in with rocks which explains their lack of common sense.

2. Annoying assholes who rely on micro to deal with their dumb problems/arguments

E.g = "Did you just refuse to give me your godly??! I'm TELLING MICRO!

Bro this micro stan is driving me nuts.

Yeah, they are dumb as fuck

by monosu May 8, 2021

Micro lie

When someone blatantly lies so much in small doses they deny that the lies even existed or were ever told.

Lacy is such a fugazi chick. She micro lies every times she speaks, there's nothing more annoying than to watch a person believe she can be double fisted while eating in a Nathan's hot dog challenge with purple honey and juggling cottage cheese waffles on a pirate ship plank.

by D34T#3V4N August 18, 2024

Micro Ward

Referring to a person with a very small penis or a penis that is small.

Wow did you see his micro ward it was so small!

by d1slave November 14, 2024

micro dickism

When you play a cell phone game and spend tons of money on it to be good and bully people in that said game. But is a pussy in real life and suffer from small pee pee syndrome

Rok in last war struggle with micro dickism because they hate there real life micro penis.

by Keldawg5 December 28, 2024

Micro sex

When a man with a micro penis has sex with a woman that is a midget

Bro I walked in on people having micro sex I was traumatized

by Lebronsforeskin July 31, 2025

Micro

Micro- As in "micro-penis" that refers to men who are so narcissistic or have such low self esteem that they feel the need to treat women like shit, drive pickup trucks with lift kits and nut sacks hanging off the hitch, have the Truth Social handle @therealdonaldtrump, or identify themselves as a Office of Management and Budget Director and a Christian Nationalist, and finally, anyone who was involved in writing or agrees with Project 2025.

The man that has the Truth Social handle @therealdonaldtrump has to do insane, stupid as fuck things to stay in the news 24/7 because he is so micro and he knows that the world knows it and he can't stand it.

by MAGA4All October 4, 2025