Mat

Mat is a male name often used by homosexuals. Mat’s are usually extremely kinky and perverted. Mat’s are also very weird an abnormal. You should be carful when being around them because they might lick your toes (I speak from experience) always keep a close eye on Mat, they are unpredictable. Mat is also fucking hot. Like really fucking hot. The most crazy, attractive, weirdo you’ll ever meet. They make good ramen and joke about suicide often.

“Who the fuck is that crazy guy?”
“Oh that’s good ol mat. Don’t let him near your feet…”
“..what?”

by ErectTurtlePoop August 24, 2021

Gail's door mat

When you shit in the girls pussy whilst she's licking an ice lolly

A Gail's door mat means that you shit whilst they eat

by Gail fitz August 28, 2021

Yuppa Mat

another name for a outdoor straw camping mat

Yo John! Dont forget the yuppa mat so our asses don't burn down at the beach

by riiree January 2, 2025

Matting

(V) The act of reacting with visible frustration, agitation, or even outright fury when confronted with another's incompetence, often blowing minor mistakes out of proportion. Prone to emotional outbursts - sometimes theatrical, sometimes sharp - when others fail to meet their standards of competence or efficacy.

When the barista messed up his coffee for the third time, Kyle went full Matting mode.

by Vendordefender August 27, 2025

Bosnian Welcome Mat

a landmine

He was pronounced dead after stepping on a Bosnian Welcome Mat.

by BrandonKT1234 October 2, 2025

Dropping mats

Like in Fortnite when you give your squad or duo partner materials when they’re low on them, you're basically putting your boy or boys onto something (doing them a service)

“Bro I’m dropping mats for you right now, you’re cracking that girl by the end of tonight”

“Yo bro if you deadass give me those test answers you'd be dropping mats hella”

by Snuzzfinder_15 November 17, 2025

Lithuanian Laundry Mat

A laundry mat in which rather than using detergent to wash your clothes. The workers fill up the washing machines and then proceed to robustly shoot colossal sized loads of funky smelling nut onto the clothes and then turning on the washing machine. After it is done running, the clothes are lined up, and a group of Lithuanians proceed to repeatedly queef flamboyantly all over the clothes to dry them off.

"My clothes were really in need of washing, so I took them to the Lithuanian Laundry Mat"

by JamesNewton February 4, 2025