Take the Leather Line

To walk somewhere. It's a play on a bus or train line name.

Person A: How are you gonna get there if your car broke down
Person B: I'll take the leather line

by DoubleDDestroyer January 28, 2025

Leather Berry

An old, sun crisped biker lady most likely resembling a saddle bag.

Use some extra lube before you scrape your fingers in that leather berry.

by SuomiMike32 February 7, 2025

Leather shoe

Take a shit on your foot smear it and wrap it in duct tape. Let marinate for three days. There you go you, you have a leather shoe

When my ex broke up with me, she left me a leather shoe.

by Joe Seff February 27, 2025

Brown Leather Single Sofa Furniture Is Not a Problem For Me, Angel Helstrom Jose Robles And I Know That

Brown Leather Single Sofa Furniture Is Not a Problem For Me, Angel Helstrom Jose Robles And I Know That

Brown Leather Single Sofa Furniture Is Not a Problem For Me, Angel Helstrom Jose Robles And I Know That

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 24, 2025

Leathers

Leathers are what is considered a whole species of southerners or vacationers in the south who are clearly already leathered. Yet the continue to bronze themselves into oblivion. They are often times in small adult undies with a glossy finish to them as if they have pre lubed themselves with oil prior to their progressive leathering process.

These leathers should be visualized and perceived as something similar to a “walker” but very much still alive.

The leathers keep taking all the good chairs

by Silentsparky February 22, 2024

Old Leather Arse

Old Leather Arse was a fictional person who fell off a London bus and was popularised in the expression about not having done something for ages.

“I haven’t been down there since Old Leather Arse fell off the bus”

by SwissMinty March 19, 2024

leather

natural animal asset, ideally placed, by Nature Itself, on the actual animal, in perpetuity.

something you no longer need in the modern world, with all these breathtaking technological advancements and successfully applied research in the field of better-for-you, more ethical, more sustainable materials.

opportunity to evolve beyond being a selfish traditionalist.

person A: no! my favourite brands are still producing leather goods inscribed with Gucci/D&G/LV/...
person B: no! there is nothing more luxurious than a leather couch or car seat.
person C: no! that black leather jacket makes me feel trendy/cool/younger than i actually am, the feeling needs to be real.

by wokeup2this July 10, 2022