Kyle

Drinks monster like water. A pure sigma male who has no fear. Drives a ridiculously large truck that is also very loud. Gets all the girls and is a certified chick magnet. Loves monster trucks, motorsports like Nascar, offroad derby's, and X games. Favorite hobby is punching drywall.

"My main bro Kyle man, how's it hanging?"

*headbutts forehead into drywall while chugging a monster*

"HEY BROSKI, WHAT'S HAPPENING? WANNA DO SOMETHING EXTREME? "

by Mrcrazydude January 8, 2022

Kyle

A guy who is pretty much an asshole and is probably short. He’s funny sometimes and is a total simp when he finds the right girl. Kyle is definitely way cool when he’s not around his annoying friends. Yes, this is targeted towards YOU Kyle.

Girl 1- Haha! Look how short Kyle is.

Girl 2- Omg don’t be mean he’s so sweet.

by itsme0 December 22, 2021

Kyle

A person who very much loves his cat and very shy too and pretty skinny

omg it’s a stick
no it’s kyle

by irksome08 March 23, 2022

Kyle

Drinks monster and punches dry wall

I’m Kyle and I punch dry wall and drink monster

by GOT NO DAD September 9, 2021

Kyle

A furry and a sussy Baka and a discord kitten

Person 1: meow for me

Kyle: meow

by Official Merriam-Webster Acc March 2, 2022

Kyle

An idiot that doesnt sleep ever and then says he depressed and doesnt know why (i wonder why dumbass) also likely to be animesexual as kyle as said countless time he would fuck a anime character from AOT annie although despite the fact she isnt real, also has never disgareed with being animesexual so therefore it most likely to be true. also i have seen many people on the kyle thing saying kyle is cute and idk how tf u got that bc man did a eye reveal once and yikey man didnt even have a pupil :skull:

Person 1: do you know Kyle
Person 2: yea his the animeseuxal one that doesnt ever sleep

by Lucqky August 18, 2021

Kyle

An idiot that doesnt sleep ever and then says he depressed and doesnt know why (i wonder why dumbass) also likely to be animesexual as kyle as said countless time he would fuck a anime character from AOT annie although despite the fact she isnt real, also has never disgareed with being animesexual so therefore it most likely to be true. also i have seen many people on the kyle thing saying kyle is cute and idk how tf u got that bc man did a eye reveal once and yikey man didnt even have a pupil :skull:

Person 1: why is kyle so stupid

by Lucqky August 18, 2021