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John: I took a fat **** in john yesterday.
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“John is a skinny freak
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Super cute, pretty quiet, and kind of a dork. He has dark brown, almost black, hair. He is very reserved and only talks to a few people, but he says hi when being greeted. He has an amazing low voice that sends shivers down your spine whenever he speaks. He can be completely oblivious when someone has a crush on him. He is very kind to the people around him, and he has a great sense of humor. When he walks into a room, you get an instant adrenaline rush because of how adorable he is.
"Hey, could you go over there and say hello to John for me? He's so adorable but I'm too awkward to say hi!"
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John is the name of a wanker
John the wanker
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A fatty ass guy who has a crush on Hannah L
John le is hannaj's boyfriend
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John is a fucking shit
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