Snot Highway

The slimy, glistening trail of mucus that stretches from a kid's nostril straight down to their mouth, often making pit stops on their upper lip before they proudly lick it like it’s a gourmet sauce.

Dude, get a tissue. You've got a literal snot highway.

by nopreynopay January 11, 2025

Highway Mullet

A thin strip of mullet that goes from the forehead down the neck, with a dotted line of baldness down the center.

Man 1: “I think I’m gonna go the the barber and get a highway mullet”
Man 2: “I will stop talking to you if you do.”

by Lakemore likeocean August 7, 2025

Highway Patrol Syndrome

Highway Patrol Syndrome is a highly contagious condition caused by the sheer awesomeness of the Sheriff’s Office, making highway patrol officers irresistibly want to transfer. In Mecklenburg County alone, seven cases have been reported in the last two days.

Wow MCSO is so awesome, I guess I have Highway Patrol Syndrome.

by Samuel Shunk August 22, 2025

Sierra Highway

A road that runs into Lancaster, CA known by locals for its heavy amounts of prostitution, robberies and drug running

Let’s go to Sierra Highway to get a lady of the night

by ii_AusxYz November 5, 2025

Highway to Hell

Line of hair leading down a man’s lower stomach. Also referred to as a “happy trail”.

Did you see his highway to hell?

by gingerpickles November 19, 2025

Highway Cammel train

Group of transports on the highway typically caused by someone who until recently, only delivered Doordash or drove for Uber.

Usually driving 40 in a 90 with their hazzard lights on driving in conditions they should have stopped for or down the middle of the highway.

Drivers in the highway cammel train typically come equipped for the beach with towels and flip-flops though you only see them grouped on hillsides after they inevitably halt traffic all together.

"Hey, get that cammel-train off the highway. You can't park here!"

Highway cammel train

by Hugh P. Hearted December 20, 2025

Armenian Highway

The happy trail of a person who is of Armenian ethnicity, usually thicker and more lengthy than your average happy trail.

When my Armenian friend took off his shirt to tan on the beach, a child said “hey mommy look at that guys happy trail!” The mom replied “sweeet that’s not a happy trail, that’s an Armenian highway!”

by Phillybiop February 21, 2025