Satan's handy

When you smear hand sanitiser or chilli paste or solvent on your hand then masterbate furiously.

Gave myself a Satan's handy last night.

by Pieandsauce July 5, 2021

Handy Beej Three

A threesome involving only handjobs and blowjobs. Handy-Handjob, Beej (coming from the pronunciation of BJ as a word rather than two separate letters)- Blowjob

I just had a Handy Beej Three with these two girl. They both gave me head but we didn't have sex.

by WoodiWoodpecker December 15, 2012

Pecan handy

When your girlfriend grabs a handfull of pecans then proceeds to give you a feirce hand job. If she really loves you after you cum she'll eat the semen coated pecans.

Joe: Man my cock hurts!

Mike: Another pecan handy!? Dude, you gotta dump this brawd.

by MC Birdfeeder January 1, 2012

Handy

When a person walks on a cross walk when the red hand is up. A handy can only be comited twise. Plural:Double Handy

When I drove past Reserve Street I saw a young man commit a Handy.

by TacoSaurus69 February 27, 2011

Handy Andy

Handy Andy refers to the build up of sperm in college dorm room drains from excessive masterbation.

Ugh bro, my drain is backing up again from all the handy andy going on.

Do you happen to sell drains for all the handy andy in my drain.

by Silly eye bro November 14, 2018

Australian Handy

it is a hand job when they person giving it is behind you and jerking you off from "down under"

I got a great Australian Handy from the Asian massage parlor

by randywise August 5, 2017

handy heater

When a person uses both of their hands to jack off a penis to create friction for warmth for the harsh winters.

Steve and Sheryl did the good ole handy heater to keep warm during the snow storm.

by DEEZ NUTZZ March 10, 2019