Your husband

Ha! Did your son ask if he was your brother?

Hym "You know that if your answer was anything other than 'Um... Kinda!' You lied, right? Are you sorry Candy? Are you sorry you lied about your husband?"

by Hym Iam March 3, 2025

scarfy's husband

Scarfy's husband is Ornament :D

"Scarfy's husband is who?"
"Your mom"

by Bloody_teeth November 23, 2021

hallway husband

A guy you see in the hallway everyday at school that you find attractive, but you won’t talk to.

Omg that’s my hallway husband!

by Peppa pig 🐷 November 23, 2021

husbands and boyfriends

(to be abbreviated HABS): literally the male denoting counter-concept of WAGS

If men are allowed to bring their wags, why not let women bring their Habs- husbands and boyfriends?

by Sexydimma June 28, 2024

husbands and boyfriends

Exactly what it means

Husbands and boyfriends is the counter-concept to wags. Duh it's supposed to be abbreviated habs.

by Sexydimma June 29, 2024

Ineffable husbands

Aziraphale and Crowley from the show good omens <3

Ineffable husbands

by coveted seed July 10, 2024

husband

A married man considered in relation to her spouse.

husband.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024