handy landy

The act of performing a handjob with a piece of avocado toast.

I was in the restroom when my coworker came in and gave me a handy landy .

by Butihavegirth March 29, 2023

Sandy Handy

The act of giving a handjob with a handful of rough, course, grainy sand.

"My dad said he wanted another kid. So, while he was asleep I went into his room and gave him the sandy handy. Shut that shit down real quick."

by Mikey Hatman January 24, 2023

Homie Handie

A ritual to confirm that two potential homies have become full-fledged homies.

My homie Andy and I became homies at his home yesterday. That's right, Andy gave me a homie handie at his home.

by rstef October 8, 2023

handy tom

a "Handy Tom" mostly refers to gay men who are known for giving handjobs (can be applied to anyone just normally applied to gay men)

"Wow have you seen that video of Rick he I such a Handy Tom!"

by bddhh January 6, 2024

Dandy handy

A hand job that you need in a really stressful situation such as a school math exam.

Jamie's dandy handy came in handy today!

by DSDATURA January 31, 2024

handy with the steel

Just.... Regulate.

Please.

(& Ty).

"You're pretty fuckin' handy with the steel gurl".
-Said Etho on his one night stand.

by Alive Jacuzzi (Etho) April 7, 2023

Handy Foursome

A handy foursome is a rich man’s circle jerk. Usually takes place in the Cigar lounge right after the fox hunt, top hats and monocles are required

“Oi mate me and tony are headed to the Handy Foursome”

by Cuntcrusader69 May 2, 2023