German wrench

When a guy preceeds to pinch the clit and twist it.

Hey dude this one girl wanted me to do a german wrench last night when i was eating her out.

by shitastical August 3, 2009

German Surfer

Noun: Self-induced fellatio. Usually whilst straddling a surfboard amid the ocean surf at sunset.

"I just gave myself a German Surfer."
"I bet that guy just gave himself a German Surfer."

Man 1: "Hey, I just sucked my own dick."

Man 2: "You mean to say you just gave yourself a German Surfer?"

Man 1: "Indeed, it was quite satisfactory."

by Dirrkk June 3, 2009

German pancake

Ejaculating on your partners stomach then either sun drying or heating with a blow-dryer. Then feeding them said Ejaculatant .

Terry is a filthy slut. She let me give her a german pancake.

by Aceofapades614 January 7, 2017

German Kiss

When someone is giving or receiving a rimjob and they fart while getting eaten out.

“Jessica gave me a German Kiss and it was nasty.”

by xx-meinkraft420-xx August 22, 2021

German brake

Stepping on the brake and the gas at the same time, often causing the rear of the car to swerve, and usually generating a spray of dust and debris.

This can be done to show off; or it can be used as a form of road rage if done while someone is tailgating.

"While coming home from work, some knuckle head pulled a German brake on me. Don't know what his problem was. Not like I was tailgating him or anything."

by Lounge Daddy September 24, 2012

German Smile

Japanese men do not refer to their pee hole as a Jap's Eye obviously.

Instead they refer to it as a German Smile.

'Holy shit Kenji, whats wrong?!'

'Ah crap, I got a pool cue stuck up my German Smile'

by Hazukisanify February 10, 2012

German pastry

To intentionally leave a large dump in the shared bed of a loved one, for anger, revenge or humor purposes.

Bob left a big German pastry for Alice, in retaliation for her Dutch oven.

by Rutiger Williams January 17, 2009