Smoke the Feds
To engage in a high-speed police chase, out-driving and evading the authorities to get away, either solo or with friends, often while smoking a spliff and blasting loud music. The driver might be in a high-performance car, like a Golf R, or a old banger, sometimes stolen or uninsured, unroadworthy, and possibly driven without a license. They could also be riding dirty or involved in criminal activity, like a robbery.
The driver might be intoxicated, over the legal limit for alcohol or drugs. During the chase, they might wipe fingerprints, use hazard lights to signal to the police to move aside, lock the doors, and speed off. They might also film the chase to post on social media or share with friends, turning it into a viral video.
If caught, the driver risks prison time, losing their license, a long driving ban, or even causing a fatal accident.
To engage in a high-speed police chase, out-driving and evading the authorities to get away, either solo or with friends, often while smoking a spliff and blasting loud music. The driver might be in a high-performance car, like a Golf R, or a old banger, sometimes stolen or uninsured, unroadworthy, and possibly driven without a license. They could also be riding dirty or involved in criminal activity, like a robbery.
The driver might be intoxicated, over the legal limit for alcohol or drugs. During the chase, they might wipe fingerprints, use hazard lights to signal to the police to move aside, lock the doors, and speed off. They might also film the chase to post on social media or share with friends, turning it into a viral video.
If caught, the driver risks prison time, losing their license, a long driving ban, or even causing a fatal accident.
Frank: “Lee, did you see that viral YouTube video of those Scouser lads in the Golf R? Getting chased and getting away from the feds?—they proper
Smoke the feds.
Lee: “Yeah, mate! They were smoking a spliff, having a laugh, blasting tunes on the motorway, weaving between cars… must’ve been doing a hundred mile an hour or more! LOL. Mad lads, innit?”
Frank: “It gave me an adrenaline rush just watching it! They proper Smoked the feds
Smoke the feds.
Lee: “Yeah, mate! They were smoking a spliff, having a laugh, blasting tunes on the motorway, weaving between cars… must’ve been doing a hundred mile an hour or more! LOL. Mad lads, innit?”
Frank: “It gave me an adrenaline rush just watching it! They proper Smoked the feds
by Jamie Cheese November 17, 2025
Get the Smoke the feds mug.An obviously fake narrative peddled by the feds to gain control over a narrative. This fed slop is then pushed out via Fed influencers and comes off as obscenely inorganic.
I can’t believe you buy into that fed slop!
Stop with the fed slop, it’s so obvious.
Geez, can’t even get on X, it’s nothing but fed slop and influence ops.
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Geez, can’t even get on X, it’s nothing but fed slop and influence ops.
by SherlockScones December 10, 2025
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Hym "Yeah, you tell the feds to send that 6 foot 3 redheaded police woman back over here because her ass was FINE! She haunts my dreams! Get her ass over here and then go pray to your God that we aren't ever in a situation where I can MAKE YOU get her ass over here. Cus I can tell you exactly where you're going to be while I'm plowing Officer Sexy."
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Hym "Oh no! He's fed up! I'm sure he is a lot of things. And I've read on urban dictionary that all of those things are good. But only one of them determines whether or not the women fuck him. So... Yeah, I'm also fed up. Except I have a good reason to be fed up and you're fucking all of the women and/or have a million dollars. Didn't actually do anything to improve the world. You thought you thought right but you're also dumb. Empathy, wisdom, whatever bullshit you invent that makes you somehow not a piece of shit is absent from my existence and I will inevitably be the reason your piece of shit kids aren't condemned to remedial labor. No you. You couldn't have done what I did and I COULD HAVE stopped those kids from getting murdered. It was entirely out of my hands. That's how this works. My thing is in your hands and your thing is out of mine. And look what you did. Useless. Worthless. I'm telling you right now, the wrong people are killing themselves. The wrong people are getting murdered. AoT was right. We trim the world down to like 20% and everything is better."
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