An elf with typical Asian features of black hair and brown eyes rather than the stereotypical blonde hair and blue eyes that regular elves have.
by Madam Fortune November 11, 2022
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Team work makes the dream work
Team work makes the dream work
by pickle_monkey November 26, 2022
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Get the really hot elf bitch mug.A pale, bipedal mammal. Often morbidly obese. Often named Chris and thrive in any habitat that’s within close proximity to a large group of small children.
by Leroy Blumpkin December 9, 2021
Get the Ass Elf mug.Elf shoes are pieces of leftover pizza that are at least a few days old. Defined by the “curl” at the point of the pizza slice, looking like an elf shoe. Typically, elf shoes happen because leftover pizza wasn’t refrigerated. While its not safe to consume pizza that’s been left out for more than a few hours, we’re all guilty of leaving the pizza box out for a few days, slowly chipping away at the leftover elf shoes.
“Hey, bro. You wanna help me finish this box of elf shoes? “
“I should have known that those elf shoes would make me feel like crap!”
“I should have known that those elf shoes would make me feel like crap!”
by MisterHollie December 27, 2021
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