crust eater

The one who eats crust

i.e. pb and J sandwiches, grilled cheese sandwiches, ham and cheese sandwiches, ass, tuna fish sandwiches.

Everyone found out Tina was a crust eater after the annual sandwich-off when she was caught covered naked head to toe in crusts.

by Crunchwaffle April 18, 2017

pushy eater

1) An incredibly rude dinner guest, who swipes the last piece of food even after stuffing themselves completely

2) A guy or gal that hogs the cooch in a 3-way, and won't allow you to get a lick

3) Someone who breaks in line at a buffet or restaurant

Sandra wouldn't get her face out of my girlfirend's twat long enough for me to get a lick, so I fucked that pushy eater in her ass while she kept munching on cooch!

Or...

That fat cocksucker at Golden Corral bumped me out of the way so she could grab the last piece of Texas Toast! Fuckin pushy eaters...

by Rip Nuance September 17, 2017

cornflake eaters

Derogatory name for Perfect Middle class families who all sit together round the breakfast table

“Look at them with their perfect house and clean car and their talented children. What a bunch of cornflake eaters”

by Kdawg73&sexpanther November 1, 2017

teletubby eater

a teletubby eater is a person who eats teletubbys,

You: Hey theres a new movie called teletubby eater!!

by Lexi the shawty bae December 23, 2020

flower eater

Some idiot five-year-old who eats flowers and dies

Doctor:sorry but I think your sub will be a flower eater
The mom: oh no Timmy 😭😭😭

by I like flowers 🌸 September 24, 2021

Dung Eater

A dung eater is a madman, a twisted criminal, that kills people and devours their... well... dung

Policeman 1: "The suspect seems to be the loathsome dung eater"
Policeman 2:"How can you tell?"
Policeman 1:"The victim literally has it`s dung eaten"

by SmiggTheMilkman February 17, 2023

Pussy Eater

Eating big juicy fucking pussies. Give rimjobs, suck it, fuck it, lick it. You want that fucking pussy.

I’m a pussy eater. I ate one last night.

by Thomas Thé Pussy Eater November 29, 2018