elf in a jar

some elf in a jar

elf in a jar when a elf is captured

kid:captures elf
elf:noo

by pufflerdude January 3, 2023

Elf Painting

Another word for elf bar

‘I bought an elf painting from Maurice for my house in England’

by Frikdandel April 23, 2023

ELF

An acronym for Emotional Load Female. A less than significant other really just a mere acquaintance or friend that you blow your emotional cum load into on occasion after a rough week or argument with your wife or girlfriend.

Thank god it’s Friday bro this week sucked!!😒 Ima go to the trailer park to kick it with Brandi. That ELF got some world class ass that’ll make you blow your load quick like.

by Cockspert23 April 24, 2023

Elf pubes

The hairy green seaweeds that float in the ocean water are actually elf pubes. When the eldest elf dies in the village their pubes must be shaved because the hairs contain special powers which mustn’t be used for evil and only for good.

Look out it’s elf pubes in the water don’t touch them!

by The little dingler man July 23, 2023

Elf

someone who lives in Estonia or is ethnically Estonian

person 1: that guy over there is super short and has pointy ears. he looks like an elf
person 2: that's because he's estonian

by Denmark denier August 7, 2023

Elf

entitled little fuck

Karen is one humongous elf.

by luc i. ferine August 26, 2023

Elf’s suitcase

Whatever orifice you settle on after seducing someone less that 5 feet tall.

Or all the baggage Peter Dinklage drags into a relationship…
Or any conversation you have with that insufferable man.
“Blah blah blah Randy Newman hurt my feelings blah”

Editor: “Hey did you get that interview with Peter Dinklage Finished?”
“Yeah that little troll droned on for three straight hours about the multi-faceted rolls of little people in cinema…”
“So did you ask him what it was like playing every oompa-loompa”
“Some people have baggage, that elf’s suitcase rolls around with a living room set”

by Notmattmurphy August 30, 2023