dick curtain

a curtain that men should wear to hide their dicks. if they have a small dick, they get a small dick curtian. its very simple.

"did you see how small his dick curtain was?"

"yeah i bet his dick is smaller than vances"

by kelloogsfrostedflakes July 18, 2020

Curtain Popping

When you are a P Director doing so many shows and hoes the joy you get from when you open that curtain to step out on stage.

P Director: "Dayummm, you hear how loud dem broads screamed when I was Curtain Popping"

by Bud Swayze June 11, 2023

Uncertain Curtain

Casting Couch so to say the curtain is uncertain so thus it wants a raise so it is a casting couch

person1: im like a curtain
person2: how
person1: im an uncertain curtain
person2: what a casting Couch

by Octico November 10, 2021

The Curtain Room

The curtain room is a room in a store filled with pornographic items. Outside this room is a curtain, as a door, and a sign saying 18 or older may enter. This store is most likely filled with bongs or pipes or pin ups.

Man 1: "Hey man, you would not believe it! They let me in The Curtain Room without an ID!"
Man 2: "Did you get anything? Did you get me anything?"
Man 1: "I got you some poster of a porn star, some pornos, and some nudie magazines. And me some nudie magazines and some posters.

by IGottaBounce...OnYourBoysDick, July 10, 2021

Bird Curtains

When you are so fat that both sides of your testicles cover your penis .

Holy Fawk Ricky look at the bird curtains on that fat bastard. I bet he has to hold ‘em to the sides when he’s getting a blowie.

by The Toe Truck May 12, 2022

Curtain Pole

When a woman temporarily forms a penis with her beef curtains

She had a magnificent but temporary curtain pole. Invented by Jimmy Why

by Jeffsbadwords February 8, 2022

Flute curtain

Saggy vagina lips that makes whistling noises when a queef happens.

Man i think that lady has a flute curtain, I heard a whistle when she queefed

by Loafovbread March 22, 2021