Sleeping on the Curb

When you do something so monumentally stupid that it's not enough for your partner to make you sleep on the couch: you have to sleep outside on the curb instead.

Man, I really screwed the pooch this time. Guess I'm sleeping on the curb tonight.

by MalumLibrum958 September 18, 2023

Curb Turkey

Slang for a very floppy basset hound that likes basking in the sunlight.

"You know that basset that sits in the neighbor's window? He's such a curb turkey.

by Devilishdeity July 22, 2023

Curb stomp

Seth Rollins’s finisher

Did you see how he curb stomped Roman Reigns in WM31

by StingerSplash April 3, 2020

curb cock

A sexual act in which the male places his penis in front of his partners mouth and flails them in the back of the head. Forces their mouth to forcefully ingest his penis into their mouth.

I think I might curb cock Tiffany tonight.

by Yessssshaaw April 5, 2020

da curb

to be close to da curb is when you’re about to fall for someone who has no interest in you

talayah: this kid is so cuteee
ashley: he doesn’t know you, don’t get close to da curb

by whiteManzWhore March 11, 2020

Curbing

An entrepreneurial job that involves painting house numbers on curbs using stencils for payment. Some curbers offer sport team logos and other symbols in addition to numbers.

My friend Travis has had a curbing business for 12 years.

by calvis June 15, 2020

Curb splash

When your friend gets super drunk and ends up pooping on your other friends curb and then his neighbor comes over and says “do you know this guy” and you say ya but you don’t realize that your friends neighbor doesn’t know how to tell you that your other friend pooped on his curb and his daughter saw him pooping

Hey Darren did you curb splash again?

by Curb splatter July 31, 2020