Begin by ejaculating into a mason jar until you have at least one pint of semen. Freeze it and hammer it into a powder with a meat tenderizer and put it back in the freezer. To give someone a crystal crown remove the frozen jizz from the freezer and sprinkle it on their face and head area. This is best done while simultaneously cumming on their face.
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