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Cross-jargonation

Often times, specialized fields of study or knowledge will have field-specific definitions for various words. This is known as jargon. When two people representing different fields of knowledge come to conflict over an idea due to their respective jargons, cross-jargonation occurs. Generally one or both parties will refuse to compromise on the definition, preferring instead to act as if their definition is superior and unalterable. The result can often be heard as a loud popping sound, caused by the skull of an innocent kitten spontaneously detonating.
Gary was presented a query by his philosophy professor, whom we shall call Ace; Can a person be both a skeptic and an agnostic? Gary answered yes, and was quickly rebuffed by Ace, who stated that the two things were necessarily in conflict. Detecting a case of cross-jargonation, Gary suggested that Ace perhaps consider a more universal definition of the two terms. Ace refused, and all generally agreed that he is a total fucktard. The detonating kitten skull was heard shortly after.
by whitedevilbrewingco February 12, 2008
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cross walker

Someone who parties with lines, i.e. coke, crystal, meth, etc.
Man! James has become quite the cross walker, someone should talk to him
by Joesuuf January 29, 2009
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cross holidation

The act of leaving up holiday decorations so long that decorations for upcoming holidays are up at the same time.
Halloween decorations up through Thanksgiving, or even worse, Christmas is worse than any other cross holidation.
by Trebleclef44 January 10, 2014
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Shaw-Cross

The rubbing of a mans genitals onto his own seminal fluids.
He shaw-crossed after his steady masturbation was over.
by WhiteSharpie August 2, 2015
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Cross country

Cross country is a sport where you run long distances (specifically in a race) at fast speeds. Or In other words the best sport ever.
Man I just love cross country it’s the best sport ever
by •PePpA•pig• November 19, 2019
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Cross-promised

When you make a promise whilst crossing your fingers. Meaning that you don't have to keep your promise.
'I was so annoyed when she cross-promised'
by Blonest May 4, 2019
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Cross the Pond

A twice-yearly online aviation event where 1000 people connect to the virtual skies and fly the same routes at the same time across the atlantic. Often times coupled with a lot memes and unanticipated events such as crashing airplanes and hilarious ATC communications
"John, you know, Cross the Pond last week was again a hilarious meme." "Yeah Jack, although the controllers at Kennedy really made this years Cross the Pond superb and highly professional though!"
by Yakkifly October 5, 2019
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