payday clay

The candy bar Payday as a clay sculpture. Can also be a term to generally describe any sort of food clay sculpture.

"My weird aunt made me a payday clay for Christmas when I was a kid. I still keep that in my room as eccentric decoration."

by eatmyshortseatmyshortsnow October 5, 2020

John Clay

An idiot who is often called by his social peers a "Little Baby Man" and a "Mr. Mini Monkey Man with A Mr. Mini Monkey Man Mircopenis". He is very lazy and sleeps all the time. Sometimes he can be smart, but most of the time he's an idiot.

STFU John Clay.

by King of Salads October 16, 2020

Clay Cox

(noun) a tool.
(verb) the act of being a tool.

(noun) That Clay Cox is being a fag.
(verb) The other day, I pulled a Clay Cox and flirted with Tanner Wilcox's girlfriend.

by Clay Cox January 7, 2012

Clay Pigeons

A term referring to when you are in a business meeting and everyone is at a standstill on new ideas or a compromise. Nothing has progressed after hours. So everyone throws new, lucid, off-fangled ideas out into the open. It's a metaphor that comes from a hunting exercise, where to prep for a hunt, one shoots clay pigeons instead of real pigeons. You're just throwing stuff up in the air -- hopefully something hits. Akin to throwing darts until someone hits close to the bullseye.

Nick: Hey, Alissa Heinerscheid, we've been at this business proposal for hours and it's going nowhere. Let's just throw up some clay pigeons and see if something hits. I'll let you start.

Alissa Heinerscheid: Well Nick there's this one LGTBQ+ influencer out there...

Nick: Get the FUCK OUT OF MY OFFICE! (Holds recording device to his mouth) Note to self: No more trannie-influencer-ideas and hey, waiter, "I'll take two clay pigeons to go".

by Studs Lonigan III October 30, 2023

Asher Clay

Asher Clay is the kind of guy you need in your life. His dick is so fucking long and his ass is so round and thiccc. He doesn't need to go out pimpin' for the hoes, they surround him; his massive cock their source of life. His cum repairs wounds and can be used to heal all sorts of ailments, just by digesting his jizz.

Asher Clay is the dude that if you cross him, than he will get you and never let get away with your wrongdoing. This nigga loves to play wit you, but his darkside comes around the corner real fast.

Asher Clay is a daddy for sho with Alpha energy, a real king. No fake-ass nigga can even come close to him.
Asher Clay's only weakness is his love for the homies. He'll help them whenever they need it.

"God I had Asher Clay in me last night!"
"OMG really? Was it good"
"The best! He's so big and his cum is delicious!"

"Asher Clay is a real one!"
"Yeah he'd. do anything for the homies!"

by graystone227 December 19, 2023

Doing A Clay

when you have a conversation with yourself in a messenger group chat

he was doing a clay

by ImitationMexican February 6, 2024

Clay

Clay is a friendly giant, someone who is sworn to protect and love me until the end of time. Someone who I’ve fallen madly in love with and someone who is extremely special. He’s kind and knows his way around an instrument (and the kitty if you know what I mean ;) ) he’s a little autistic and it causes him to geek over video games, music and history movies but he’s perfect non the less. Clay, if you are reading this, you know who you are, and I love you so much, until the end of time and beyond. - Honeybee

Person A: “who’s the giant in the robe”
Me: “that’s my boyfriend Clay 🤩 I lub him sm”

by hoooney November 21, 2023