Orphan's Christmas

A standard Christmas celebration held by people who aren't able to be with their birth families because they are overseas or have a difficult relationship with their family.

Often used by people who have been disowned by their parents, such as homosexuals who have escaped their conservative, small-town upbringing and moved to the more open-minded city.

"Tell everyone there's an Orphan's Christmas at mine this year. Bring a plate and the booze is on me!"

by Matti! Matti! Matti! November 25, 2011

Nigger Christmas

When a person received there Tax return and what’s to buy random shit

I’m going nigger Christmas shopping this week.

by Dr.Braxton Mofield March 9, 2021

Christmas in july

When a guy cums on a surface and the girl has to snort a line of the cum

Guy: thanks for the head! Wanna do a Christmas in July?

Girl: yeah sure

Guy: you better snort all my cum

by Tommy L Matty L September 24, 2013

christmas gear

The new clothes that people wear that they recieved for the holidays. Usually worn the first week in January and is recognized by the new clothes smell and creases left from being folded in boxes since Thanksgiving.

Steve wore his Christmas gear on his first day back from winter break and all the cool kids teased him for his shoes.

by Fatbox January 4, 2006

Christmas Toast

An amazing piece of holiday toast, that has inspired many people across the world to suck up to theyre parents to get the gifts they want.

On Christmas eve, Keenan Cameron prepares and feeds Christmas toast to his family.

by Mynarski December 9, 2010

Christmas Jingle

When a girl gives you that long awaited blow job on Christmas day...enjoy it, it only comes once a year. Can be used in front of large audiences as a covert term to communicate 'private' intentions.

Hey baby, you think you wanna sing a Christmas jingle later on?

Damn....that girl knows how to sing her Christmas jingle.

My favorite Christmas jingle is about 20 minutes long.

by eljefe123 December 25, 2010

Christmas Eveing

The excitement that ensues the night before a big day; similar to the excitement felt the night before opening those long awaited Christmas presents

"So, your flight for Cancun leaves tomorrow morning. Are you totally Christmas Eveing right now?!"

by pretty and poe November 22, 2009