bruce shaffer

Bruce Shaffer is a handsome big guy he is really tall and strong. He loves to play video games and basketball. He has brown eyes and brown hair

Bruce Shaffer is awesome

by TheBestThereEverWas89 May 21, 2018

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raging bruce

An engorged and purpling male erection, caused by zip tying the base of the penis in a display of dominance.
Also known as 'brucing out'.

"Man, I almost picked up this 10/10 last night. I was so close to sealing the deal when some dude whipped out a raging bruce and stared me down. I was humiliated. Security even asked me to leave."

by s3ctur September 26, 2017

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Pulling a Bruce

The act of vomiting on oneself after getting out of the shower and then immediately getting back in the shower, and possibly vomiting again.

I got so shitfaced last night, I was pulling a Bruce all morning.

by DongSlaw June 2, 2017

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Bruce Hangover

Waking up the day after a Bruce Springsteen concert with a headache and no voice. It is a direct result of singing Born to Run way too loud.

<Guy 1> Dude, you wanna do something today?
<Guy 2> No, total Bruce hangover.

by bossfan November 2, 2012

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Bruce Wayne

Someone who adopts a lot of children. A serial adopter.

This is the 5th kid you’ve adopted this week, calm down you’re being a Bruce Wayne

by deeznutsupyourmum September 9, 2021

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The man, the myth. Bruce McQueens is a legend surrounding the Guadalupe area, specifically the queef. Bruce is the the shit that dreams are made of and if you ever think you can be like Bruce or accomplish shit that Bruce has done, you’re dead wrong, bitch.

Bruce Mcqueens fucks

by Jdrum August 13, 2021

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