batter

when two minecraft characters break blokes and one is breaking a better block then the other which make him "batter" then the other

this guy is batter then this other guy

by lafa September 5, 2023

Slack batter

When you are able to blow a load whilst having a semi or flaccid chap.

Man, I had no idea whether she was a minger or minter, and still couldn't work it out after I slack battered her chin ...

by Ulazygit October 21, 2020

Lost the Spoon in the Batter

When a woman inserts her vibrator, dildo or other pleasuring implement so deeply that she cannot retrieve it from her vaginal or anal canal.

She was trying to have some fun but failed because she lost the spoon in the batter.

by All Bets Hedged February 18, 2021

Batter

A mixture of a good natter with some great banter too.

Can’t wait to meet up and have a good old batter.

by Mischief Kirwan March 2, 2021

Battering

Northern English people beating you up

He’s gonna get a battering

Shut up before I batter you

by Tilldog May 8, 2021

the batter

1. that one motherfricker from off
2. flour

"the batter from off is dumb" - dedan, 2008

by fsdsdsffs June 18, 2022

Batter Chalice

n. (Scots) a Cum Dumpster

Your sister is an absolute Batter Chalice, Douglas

by Tominator July 6, 2022