Crystal and The Bear

A morning show duo from The Lake of the Ozarks. Who think they are funnier than they are....still pretty funny though!

Hey did you Hear what Crystal and The Bear said on 107-9 The Coyote today?

by anonymous November 24, 2021

Bear River

Welcome to Bear River, a place where white kids learn to become racist and homophobic, a place absolutely brimming with rude women, and best of all a place where you can struggle to feel comfortable.

Boy #1: “Man, fuck Bear River.
Boy #2: “Yeah dude, that place is a shithole!”
Both boys: “Fuck Bear River!”

by SkrellyBroh November 24, 2021

Jare-Bear

When you’re bored so you decide to cut a hole in your stuffed animal and fuck it until you have rugburn on your cock. You then proceed to lick the cum and eat the cotton inside.

Bro, I pulled a big jare-bear last night!
Nigga, you what?

by Yagggahab May 20, 2023

Rizzly bear

That guy that gots that dog in em!
That guy that pulls no matter what!
That guy who’s gonna fuck your dad, mom and wife then go on to say I wear the pants!
That mf with that rizz in em!

Coochie destroyer!

I’m that rizzly bear momma I got that dog in me!
I got all that rizz I am that rizzly bear!

by The pedophilic rizz master May 28, 2023

Bear Food

A skinny homosexual male who likes to receive during intercourse.

Person 1: "Did you see how that guy was dressed?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he's total Bear Food."

by TheWhiplash June 2, 2023

kairiki bear

A really good VOCALOID producer. Makes banger songs such as Venom (Vflower) and Angel (Meika Mikoto)

"Have you listened to the new kairiki bear song???"
"Yeah! It's called STARLY START and it's such a banger"
"Could listen to it for 2 hours straight"

by kurukur June 5, 2023

teddy bear heart

(n.) - when you find yourself over utilizing your love language of gift giving and buy extravagant gifts

“Hey Francis, what happened to your other monitor?”

“Ah, I gave it to my ex-girlfriend.”

“That’s okay, you just have a teddy bear heart.”

by littleblvebird June 6, 2023