Daub's Law

A recently found out law of nature that clarifies a previously unreported phenomenon, it claims that as soon as any twitter post (commonly referred as tweet) surpasses 2000 likes that the comment section of said 'tweet' become unbearably annoying, there is no way to avoid or transcend this law, atleast to the extent of our current understandment of it.

"Man, everytime I click a gimmick account's post I'm bombarded with unfunny memes and terrible takes!" said the boy,
unpleasantly surprised while browsing Twitter for funny memes and good takes...
"Daub's Law..." replied the man in a drab tone.

by TheModernPrometheus December 5, 2021

trafalgar law

big bounty captain .
the definition of emo

Look , it's a Trafalgar Law ! oh you mean that emo over there ?

by 2timessemicolon February 12, 2024

Husband in law

your wife X husband that is still active in the family or the scene

We had a visit from my husband in law, he tried to give me advise regarding how to treat my wife.

by Ubafool2believe February 14, 2024

Man-in law

When you steal your sister/brother partner

Grace is Jess man-in law.

by anonymous February 20, 2024

Man-in-law

When you steal your sister/brother partner

Grace is Lacey sister but they don’t talk no more because Jess is grace man-in-law

by anonymous February 20, 2024

Congress' Law

When group/corporation sue, or send a cease and desist, to someone/some group for trying to expose a crime that's only partially related to the group/corporation, it's probably because that group/corporation actively engages in that crime.

Person 1: Did you know that Leaf Corp sued someone trying to investigate their subsidiary company for tax fraud?
Person 2: Congress' Law, they must be committing tax fraud too!
Person 1: That's a shame.

by Spook_Retard February 23, 2024

charles' law

Charles' law is the process of manipulating a woman using Okafor's law, as she believes she's the exception to the law, so she would then end up sleeping with the given man and not return, but not realize she simply gave him what he wanted.

"Steven, how'd you get that Jessica babe to sleep with you?"
"Ahn ahn, easy something. I just used charles' law by bragging about Okafor's law near her, and she came to my room that night!"

by 21stcenturyShakespeare February 25, 2024