Alex is a goofball who is afraid of touching his eyes. He is always in denial about needing glasses, despite squinting at everything from afar. His friends joke that he's afraid his fingers will poke his eyeballs out, but Alex just laughs nervously and insists he has perfect vision. Yet, everyone secretly knows he's due for an eye check-up sooner rather than later.
He is being an Alex again
by dex112233 March 22, 2024
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Get the freaky alex mug.Alex is the type of person you can always rely on. He’s always looking out for you, noticing the small details about you. His strength and dignity is something I always admire. His love is the greatest thing you can receive. He’s incredibly intelligent, his love for learning is beyond anything that I could understand. His smile truly brightens your day, seeing him genuinely happy is the best thing. He knows exactly how to make everyone laugh, there’s always a good time when Alex is there. He will be one of the funniest people you will ever meet. Though he is always making people laugh, when times get serious he’s always there for you, he really is someone you can trust. He’s very hardworking, he is always in the mood to be productive, get things done the right way. His eyes are like the evergreen forest in the golden hour, his gaze is so pure. If you have an Alex in your life, get to know him, he’s hilarious and will be one of the best decisions in your life. Never let him go. Just the thought of him will make you smile. His loyalty is like no other, his willingness to go above and beyond just for you is admirable. I love my Alex so much, I hope you can find an Alex in your life that will always make you smile.
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