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Douche

1. A juicy scented liquid women use to clean their panamas after sex, after menstruation or in the shower to clean it up and/or remove an odor.

2. The word is of French origin, it means 'shower'.
3. In Quebecois French (French dialect spoken in Canada), it's a slang word for a sexy well-oiled muscle-bound sex machine of a man.

3. An arrogant boorish obnoxious asshole who thinks they can get anything they want. Ignorant, pushy and screachy to others. A sociopath. The term is usually applied to males but can also be applied to females too sometimes. Also 'DOUCHEBAG'.
4. Donald Trump.
1. At the end of the day, Aimee had PMS and she felt agitated. So in the shower that evening she pumped some douche to get that stink outta her. She felt better afterward.
2. The French whore showered, using a douche bottle before hitting the streets.

3. After winning a video game gambling ticket in a Quebec City hotel, I had to go to the bar to redeem it. I did so and had a drink. me and the bartender were watching CBC and there was Douchebag TraitorTrump blubbering his juvenile obnoxious shit, being an asshole. In our conversation, we learned the French Canadian and USA definitions of 'douche'. It was a humorous talk for both of us.
4. Donnie Douche has the appellation 'il Douche', a derivative of Benito Mussolini's title 'Il Duce' (the leader). Very fitting because Diaper Don is a bonafide FASCIST pig with a violent terroristic hateful personality cult and he talks, acts, thinks like a FASCIST. Every act he's done is a crime, he thinks about nobody but himself. He thinks the whole universe revolves around him, he's grossly immature and undiplomatic and ill-mannered to the max. He even calls himself the 'Chosen One', making him an ANTICHRIST. He assaults and rapes women, took his daughter as his wife, induces violence, etc. He is a total absolute DOUCHE(BAG). A Caligula. Oh yeah, he LOOOOVES to get his ass SPANKED by a ho too. SHIT!!!!
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Douche Babe

noun. A slang term - often used by women in a jestful or derogatory manner - that condescendingly refers to a man’s best bro.

Derived from douchebag and frequently used in conjunction with a bromance.
Him: “I’m headed out for a few drinks. Be back later. Love you!”

Her: “Let me guess. You’re going to hang out with your douche babe again, huh?”
by The Bearded Wunder April 13, 2022
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Douche Nozzle

Douche Nozzle; Noun, a person who is a douche and annoying mostly in video games ,and grease bag and nozzle because, they nozzle on dick and or there mom's tits.
Oh my fucking god dude the guy is a Douche Nozzle.
by MRLobsterr November 26, 2020
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punchy douche

A punchy douche is a cowboy who’s good at what he does, dresses like a damn tool usually the top 3 buttons are unbuttoned on his pearl snap, jeans about 2 sized 2 small, cross necklace common but not required, personally is about that of a 2x4.
Look at Bo over there acting like a punchy douche.”
by Kevbo November 30, 2020
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left handed douche flute

Similar to a left handed cigarette. A vape or puff box that contains marijuana or THC
Is that a regular Douche flute? or is it one of those left handed douche flutes that gives you the munchies....
by jpw805 December 13, 2020
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Douche

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by Williamsucks January 1, 2021
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The biggest douche of the universe

Vlad Tenev. Robinhood CEO. Lifetime Perpetual Cuck.
"here he is the biggest douche of the universe
in all the galaxies there's no bigger douche than you
you've reached the top, the pinnacle of douchedom
good going douche, your dreams have come true"
- South Park & Humanity on Vlad Tenev
by KisaTheStrippersVaginaSeattle February 2, 2021
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