Chocolate Scale

A way to define how dark the subject matter someone will joke about/find funny.

A: My humor hovers around 70-80% on the Chocolate scale
B: What?
A: I've made a joke about cancer & helmet hair.

by Lolzeronie September 30, 2023

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death by chocolate starfish

n. A truly revolting, nauseous guff. Capable of really making squeamish people shout soup!

Ugh, that's fucking disgusting. Its like death by chocolate starfish.

by nuttershamrockshinboner July 10, 2023

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Chocolate Milkshake

Using a turkey baster you squirt water in your mates butthole and have him do 100 jumping jacks and then stick a straw inside his butthole and drink.

I was thirsty for a chocolate milkshake so my boyfriend gave me one out of his butthole.

by Wolfmanjackkk July 24, 2023

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chocolate ammo

when something that would usually bother you is presented in such a pleasant way that you can't bring yourself to be annoyed in that specific instance

I usually hate people smacking their lips, but hearing it in ASMR is chocolate ammo to me.

by chimera_manticore July 26, 2023

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The result of using culinary sugar rose up the derriere, inevitably ending in an emergency call. You will have a shattered sugar plug inside you, causing a bloody back door. The shame comes from this act is for a lifetime. Dishonor on you and your whole family.

4am: Badge502 gets the call from 911. Badge502 "You attempted the Sweet Chocolate Starfish?! I told you not to put a sugar plug up your tootsie roll. There are better ways to meet people!" *Sighs and shakes head in disappointment*

by _Tallulah_Rose August 10, 2023

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