Solomon James

An extraordinary man believed to be hand crafted by the Gods! However.. that was only on October 1st, 2023. Solomon James had fell off exactly the first November 1st.. becoming the biggest thug and drug addict now.. Solomon James used to provide hope for kids around the world but now kids should fear that he isn’t around

Oct 1 <person 1>OH MY GOD IT’S SOLOMON JAMES!!!!!!!!
<person 2> I wanna be him when I grow up
<person 1> THATS OUR GOAT!!!!!!!! Proceeds to make goat noises 🐐 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Nov 1<person 1>OH MY GOD SOLOMON IS COMING RUN!!!!!!!!!
<person 2> 😨

by Dag0atg0n3wrong December 18, 2023

James

The most manly man of all time.

James is so manly!!!

by NotRomanly April 8, 2023

Pulling An Alexander James

When you refer to the superiority of Google products so often and intensely, it creates a singularity to which no obsolete format escapes.

Person Puling an Alexander James: "Oh have you seen my newest Google pixel it? It surpasses your technology.

Random person: "Bro stop Pulling An Alexander James, I'm getting sucked into a singularity because of it"

by Abyssal Clover April 9, 2023

James

Not a promising guy

A James will give you a pretty bad experience

by Happy Christian April 11, 2023

Wet William James the III

The act of sticking your finger in your mouth then put it in your ass and finger blast a motherfucking fuck bitch in the ear.

Tamiqua gave me a Wet William James the III when i slept over her crib.

by tuggiespecialist69 April 11, 2023

James

Maeve’s blow machine

Maeve: James, your my little blow machine!!

by mihaeltbh April 11, 2023

James

James is a handsome and caring man who will put others before himself. He is short tempered and used phrases like “fuck sake” and “you dick head” often. However he cares for others and is a great friend however easily falls into bad crowds. He is that friend who will take the piss out of you for any little thing but knows when he’s crossed the line. If you have a James as a friend don’t lose him because he is one of the few people who will go out of his way to help you and make sure you’re okay even if he isn’t.

James: you dick head
Friend: why

James: I don’t know mate

by Orange melons April 11, 2023