Symptoms:
Consistently misjudges the size of everyday objects (a 6-inch sandwich might be guessed as 12 inches, or vice versa).
Doesn’t know the bear at the zoo is big
Has trouble estimating people’s height — everyone looks either taller or shorter than they actually are.
Can’t eyeball measurements — struggles with things like “how many feet away” or “how many inches long.”
Needs to rely on comparison (like holding their hand up or asking for a reference) instead of instinct.
Consistently misjudges the size of everyday objects (a 6-inch sandwich might be guessed as 12 inches, or vice versa).
Doesn’t know the bear at the zoo is big
Has trouble estimating people’s height — everyone looks either taller or shorter than they actually are.
Can’t eyeball measurements — struggles with things like “how many feet away” or “how many inches long.”
Needs to rely on comparison (like holding their hand up or asking for a reference) instead of instinct.
Sorry I don’t know how tall he was… I have little bear disease.
Sorry I was off, it’s my little bear disease (LBD).
Sorry I was off, it’s my little bear disease (LBD).
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"Hey, anybody seen Reid?"
"Oh yeah he's in the bathroom, been in there about an hour"
"Damn, he must be in there fightin' the bear"
"Oh yeah he's in the bathroom, been in there about an hour"
"Damn, he must be in there fightin' the bear"
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A playful, silly nickname for someone who is irresistibly cute, wide-eyed, or hilariously awkward — often used for friends, crushes, pets, or anyone acting adorably clumsy. Comes with the unspoken expectation that the “Googly Bear” will make you smile or laugh.
Used when:
Someone makes an innocent mistake in the cutest way.
Your friend is acting extra goofy but lovable.
You’re talking about a pet or baby that looks hilariously adorable.
Synonyms / related terms: cutie pie, smol bean, fluffy nugget, cutesy, precious
A playful, silly nickname for someone who is irresistibly cute, wide-eyed, or hilariously awkward — often used for friends, crushes, pets, or anyone acting adorably clumsy. Comes with the unspoken expectation that the “Googly Bear” will make you smile or laugh.
Used when:
Someone makes an innocent mistake in the cutest way.
Your friend is acting extra goofy but lovable.
You’re talking about a pet or baby that looks hilariously adorable.
Synonyms / related terms: cutie pie, smol bean, fluffy nugget, cutesy, precious
Friend drops their ice cream: “Aw, my little Googly Bear!”
Partner sends a goofy selfie: “Stop being such a Googly Bear 😍”
Watching a kitten chase its tail: “This kitten is a tiny Googly Bear!”
Partner sends a goofy selfie: “Stop being such a Googly Bear 😍”
Watching a kitten chase its tail: “This kitten is a tiny Googly Bear!”
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