The Lemon Law

In the event that either significant other in a relationship of less than 3 months becomes extremely ill, no longer operates as advertised or becomes extremely unreliable…the other significant other reserves the right to immediately terminate the relationship with a clean break and without fear of retaliation.

The girl I was with for less than 2 months became so sick and stopped doing fun things with me, so I enacted the Lemon Law and got a newer model.

by CuriousLynx June 12, 2025

The law of Laasie Paasie

If you smoke to much you lock in fr fr

Laas hit The law of Laasie Paasie
Now he is locked in fr fr

by Rodie100 April 5, 2024

Law Entailer

Entailer (law) : noun. One who executes an entail; one who limits the inheritance descent of his property to a particular heir or series of heirs.

'Remember Jake and Taylar?'

says Loren Taylor.

"Y'know? Law Entailer.'

"oh yup. Hard, my G'

by Jéan Delacantré April 6, 2024

Scotland hate speech laws

NO! MY SCOTTISH TWINS! NOOOOOOO!

Hym "NOOOOOOHOHO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WHY SCOTLAND HATE SPEECH LAWS!? WHYYYYYYYYYY!? I😭"

by Hym Iam April 12, 2024

Lee's Law

A law coined by iDixie, meaning that wherever Union Dixie is shouted loud and proud, you will find crippling porn addiction and 1st/2nd generation Americans

"OH WAY DOWN SOUTH IN THE LAND OF TRAITORS!"

"Lee's Law"

by iFunny.co April 12, 2024

Jeffery's Law

When a good pull in The Omega Protocol (Ultimate) happens, it is impossible for a party consisting of the same players to not wipe to Looper and/or Pantokrator in phase 1 of The Omega Protocol (Ultimate) immediately after

person 1: Dude.... I can't believe we wiped to panto after that p6 pull.

person 2: That's Jeffery's Law for you man, it has to happen

by Noepng April 12, 2024

Brown's Law

The practice or idea that most things in life can be improved by owning two of the same item, but on opposite sides of the spectrum of it's intended purpose. This allows you to enjoy the benefits of both extremes on either end without compromise.

-Brown's Law of transportion:
Sports car + Economy car

-Brown's Law of computers:
Gaming desktop + cheap laptop

by MRB703 April 15, 2024