When the laziest most worthless person in the office walks with purpose and sighing around the office so everyone know they are there.
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he middle of having sex.
2.the act of falling out when your in the middle of fucking.
by Dee (snap) anderson October 31, 2022
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Yeah that was my husband, the inane douche, who described me as the dishwater and implied my mouth should not be used for talking so much.
by Alpha twelve November 13, 2022
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Get the typical Willies douche mug.A douche bag is a man who has a very high, undeserved, self esteem and confidence. Typically, douche bags also have a high opinion of their personal apperance, whether it is deserved, or not. (Inspired by Family Guy).
1. A dumb woman says "I hope I can smooch a cute Douche Bag in this night club tonight". (Source: Occupation Double, reality tv show.)
2. A douche bag will never understand that he is a douche bag. Or he will interpret as a compliment.
2. A douche bag will never understand that he is a douche bag. Or he will interpret as a compliment.
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