Bear Season

The urge to go to bed at 7PM when it gets dark very early in the northern hemisphere.

"Wanna go get a beer?"
"Can't: Bear Season."

"I fell asleep at six and was wide awake by 3 AM"
"yeah man, that's Bear Season for you"

by Rolandofgilead December 22, 2024

Bears of a Feather

A malaphor describing two people exhibiting ursine characteristics such as going to bed early, excessive sleepiness, or sniffing out food in the early morning.

"sorry i missed the show, I fell asleep at six"
"so did I"
"well aren't we just bears of a feather"

by Rolandofgilead December 22, 2024

Bulgarian Brown Bear

When you're piping a girl and pull her hair as an orgasm occurs so she appears to stand on op much like a bear.

"Yeah, I gave Jane that Bulgarian Brown Bear"

by John H. Dictionary January 2, 2025

Mercy Bear

A beautiful girl inside and out. Her hair is always perfect. Her makeup is always perfect. Her outfits always EAT. Her personality is unmatched. She know just what to say and when to say it. Shes an amazing human being and is an angel sent from heaven. If you met Mercy Bear, you wouldn't know what to do without her.

Jorge: Wow Mercy Bear is so amazing and cool.

Dulce: Yes Yes, i love Mercy Bear shes perfect.

by StarFire08 January 4, 2025

Canadian Polar Bear Dipping

To fuck polar bear poo because its warm and safer than trying to fuck a bear

"Yo bro I just tried Canadian Polar Bear Dipping yesterday"
"Those who know bro"

by ManSquintingAtASheetOfPaper January 13, 2025

Teddy Bear

Nickname for Richie Incognito

The Teddy Bear was named the dirtiest NFL player one year.

by Coop Dupe January 14, 2025

A Bear

A person who pretends to have close relationships with others, even if they’ve only met a handful of times (or not at all), and frequently guilt-trips people into hanging out with them. The typical "A Bear" thrives on awkwardly inserting themselves into plans and conversations, often claiming they were “totally invited” or making you feel bad for “leaving them out.” They are the undisputed champions of emotional manipulation disguised as friendship.

"Ugh, I wasn’t even planning a party, but 'A Bear' heard about my Friday night and now I feel bad not inviting him."

"We barely know each other, but he’s pulling an 'A Bear' and acting like I’m his best friend from middle school."

"Be careful mentioning plans around her—she’s such 'A Bear' and will guilt-trip her way into it."

Pro Tip: If you encounter 'A Bear,' set boundaries or prepare for a guilt-fueled emotional rollercoaster.

by The ISM 85 January 15, 2025