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"Hello, welcome to McDonalds, how may I be of service?"
"I listened to every tool song last night, I now understand space, and I finally understand that we are essentially, one mind, experiencing itself through personal experiences."
"Sir, is a McDonalds"
"I listened to every tool song last night, I now understand space, and I finally understand that we are essentially, one mind, experiencing itself through personal experiences."
"Sir, is a McDonalds"
by I'm12yearsoldlol December 5, 2021
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by Niglit June 18, 2006
Get the Tool mug.1) Someone who is SOO stupid they dont know they are getting used
2) Someone who is only good for using. Dylan
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by Thundrstryke September 5, 2006
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1. A person or persons being used by the government.
2.A poser
3. A person that thinks they are cool but really are not.
4.A person to dumb to think for themselves.
5.A wigger.
6. A liberal Democrat.
1. A person or persons being used by the government.
2.A poser
3. A person that thinks they are cool but really are not.
4.A person to dumb to think for themselves.
5.A wigger.
6. A liberal Democrat.
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by Dustin Schorle July 20, 2008
Get the Tool mug.One who conforms to those around him/her, usually him. Has no personal identity. Is often mocked for being such a tool.
Hey look, that group of guys are such tools.
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The Backstreet Boys where such tools.
Go home, you tool.
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by Rustyzz January 1, 2008
Get the Tool mug.the guy that does shit for women (holds bag, buys toys, all of the stuff you would normally do but just way to much)
the guy that wears seersucker shorts, a polo with a colar up and neon green wayfarers where ever they go
the guy that blows at sports but thinks hes good
the guy that wears seersucker shorts, a polo with a colar up and neon green wayfarers where ever they go
the guy that blows at sports but thinks hes good
by Andyslaybids March 21, 2010
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"he built a pocket amp from a radio"
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"it caught fire"
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