Freedom Highway

A vertical line of hair that extends from a man’s pubic hair all the way to a man’s chest. A more extreme happy trail.

Shit bro, you got to shave that’s not a happy trail that’s a freedom highway.

by Willypoo2 September 25, 2022

Sunshine Highway

Yeah, me and my girl we're acting up again all right
She ain't much of a looker, she can handle her paraldehyde
You were up all night at the Captain's Table drinking Tango and gin by the old piano
Playing cards and smoking cigars 'til the sun came up
Or was it going down for the night?

Take another ride on the sunshine highway
Take another ride try to turn it around
Take another ride on the sunshine highway
Take another ride try to turn it around tonight
Drop me off, sign me in, clean me up and let me out
Man that nurse is a bitch, this sucks, she says my jug ain't allowed
I've had my share of Mt. Pleasant messiahs wearing slippers and robes, trying to bum smokes
I'm gonna Thorazine shuffle straight out the door
Head to the farm and find me a cure

Tonight, yeah yeah yeah
I'm gonna make it right

Cause I'm gonna be the one
To take another ride, take another ride

Take Another Ride on the Sunshine Highway

by Death Menace May 25, 2022

Highway Handy

The act of receiving a hand job by the passenger while riding a motorcycle down the highway.

Should of been there bro! I went for a ride on the bike last night and a bar fly gave me the best highway handy!

by Highway handy April 9, 2022

DIGGING NICOLL HIGHWAY

A PERSON WHO BRING TROUBLES (OR EVEN DEATH) DUE TO HIS OR HER OWN ACTIONS; DIGGING YOUR OWN GRAVEYARD

THE CHINESE BUSINESSMAN FLED AND HID TO AUSSIE AFTER THE CORRUPTION BUREAU FOUND HIM GUILTY FOR AN ELABORATE MULTI MILLION DOLLAR PONZI SCHEME AND STOCK FRAUD OF HIS COMPANY. THIS TIME HE IS DIGGING NICOLL HIGHWAY

by ANUNE_FAT988 March 18, 2022

highway arms race

When it's "your way or the highway", but it's "my way or the highway" more

If we can't meet in the middle on this, we're just going to get into a highway arms race and it's gonna be baaad

by Miller404 July 16, 2021

Highway of Horror

A pun for Canada's Highway 401, which is nicknamed the "Highway of Heroes." It is in reference to the fact that the 401 is almost always a completely awful mess of cars and trucks that are almost always bumper-to-bumper with one another.

"I was stuck on the 401 for hours the other day. It certainly is the Highway of Horror."

by j d g September 1, 2021

Biking on a highway in Virginia

1. An analogy for something so awful that it's comparable to riding a bike on a highway full of absolute dumbasses who don't know how to drive. Also known as Virginians.

2. The worst fucking experience ever

Use 1:
Person 1: dude, Dave said he went camping last weekend and his tent got blown away but his car wouldn't start.
Person 2: that sounds like biking on a highway in Virginia.

Use 2:
Person 1: I went biking on a highway in Virginia.
Person 2: how did it go?
Person 1: why do you think I'm in the hospital, dumbass?

by Michelle, what the fuck? June 6, 2021