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Aarifian Situation

Being in a situation where you have to chose between your career and the love of your life.
Yesterday, my girlfriend called me to either let me go or get ready for the marriage.
While I was about to start my career and hoped it to flourish, I had to choose between my career and the love of my life.
My friend: Looks like you are in an Aarifian situation. Choose wisely bruh.
by Aadu26 January 11, 2024
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situational loser

When someone is what is traditionally understood as a loser, but only in very specific situations. Their loserdom is not consistent throughout their life. The condition oscillates from day to day. They may be a winner in some dimensions, but occasionally loser attributes often emerge when the universe throws the right (wrong) things their way.
Can you believe he didn't go home with that girl? What a situational loser. Great guy otherwise though. Madly respect and love him.
by Jósh January 12, 2024
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L situation

When two people clearly like eachother, but one person is with someone who is wrong for them.
Damn I really like him, but he’s dating this bitch so it’s an L situation
by Cheenus gro January 21, 2024
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kit connor situation

people accusing this actor of queer baiting which resulted in him being pressured to come out as bisexual.
“have you seen that video of jenna ortega and the lesbian flag? i’m trying to see if she means ‘yes i support you!’ or ‘we are the same!’ you know?”

“yes i have but please don’t turn this into the kit connor situation…’
by enoias December 4, 2022
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the Kit Connor situation

When the internet forced Kit Connor to out himself before he was ready due to online arguments, backlash, accusations of "queerbaiting", etc.
Recently being used to avoid forcing someone to come out and to remind everyone of what will happen.
Person A: "If Insert Person doesn't come out as a part of the LGBTQ+, then they're fishing for fame."
Person B: "Calm down, you're acting like the definition of why the Kit Connor situation happened."
by EndlessStarryNights December 4, 2022
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situation-friends- with- benefits-ship

A situation where you are friends with benefits where no romantic feelings are reciprocated, only lustful urges and tendencies, therefore making it where you get the good parts of a relationship without all the work, synonymous with a situation-ship but with even less accountability and exclusivity.
Tom: I thought you were in relationship and junk
Chad: It's more of a situation-friends- with- benefits-ship
by Excelsior_23 November 25, 2023
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Dark Situation

When a white chic fucks a black dude for the sole purpose of gaining shameful bed cred with her nasty white friends.
L’Mykel is in a dark situation because Jenny used him and his huge penis in order to say she fucked a black dude, which hurt his feelings real bad.
by tbizzy2 July 25, 2023
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