go hit your ankle on a scooter

If someone tells you to go and hit your ankle on a scooter, they're most likely evil and want you to die. When someone tells you that, you are highly recommended to keep away from those people for the rest of your life.

Adam: Go hit your ankle on a scooter you idiot!
Micheal: *Moves to another country*

by Neo1313 November 11, 2019

Scooter Nasty

A woman/man who will do anything to ride on the back of a motorized two wheel vehicle.

"Damn, that scooter nasty chased me a block trying to catch a ride."

by 6XXJohn420SmithXX9 August 1, 2019

Scooter

An abbreviation for, "School Shooter".

See that kid in the trench coat? What a scooter.

by Egirl2000 August 22, 2019

Scootered

To get so drunk that you fall face first and pass out. The fall results in your pants falling down around your ankles exposing your bare ass to the world.

Larry: Man I got fucked up last night.

John: Nice! How fucked up you Get?
Larry: Man I got completely scootered and woke up on my front lawn with a bottle rocket in my ass.

by Betrayal Inc. June 6, 2018

Scooter buster

Someone that gets on your nerves or someone whose an idiot

Leana you see Zackery he's a mfn scooter buster at heart

by Prettylexie January 4, 2018

SCOOTERED

The act of eating or being given too much THC

I went out with Scott last night and he SCOOTERED me with that Rope.

Man what happen last night
Dude you got SCOOTERED!

by Chickhead January 1, 2020

Scooter

People that snake you because they think there cool.

Skater: ‘hey I’m about to hit this no one go.’
Scooter: (thinking)‘I know I'm gonna go before him even though he called it.’

by Scooters are big posers January 4, 2020