Root Around

Euphemism commonly used to describe the act of masturbation. Form of Irish slang. Used in conversations, particularly public settings, to avoid disapproving glances from those that may be listening.

Oh hi Danny, I'll call you back- just going for a root around

by The Beer Pong Negotiator October 29, 2010

root knocker

Slang term used by emergency services personnel (esp. in the southern U.S.) used to describe a particulary violent vehicular collision, typically with horrendous injuries &/or fatalities.

EMT #1: Last night's root knocker had two pinned in one car and a crispy critter in the other; we had to use the Jaws of Life to pry their drunk asses out. We cut Sir Crispie out later.

EMT#2: I heard. (pause) Where do you want to go for lunch? I suddenly have a hankerin' for Bar-B-Q.

by ET_Bill March 18, 2010

root beer

another word for tampon

We're going to Walgreens to get some "root beer".

by xxmandiexx July 7, 2008

toke the root

The perform Falacio.

Yeah she's cute, but does she "toke the root"?

by Rootmaster September 15, 2003

Arab in Roots

One that does not understand anything.

He is so stupid. He is Arab in Roots!

by Johny_Jewish January 18, 2008

Charity Root

Charity Root is having sexual relations with the opposite sex but the act is only done to make the other person happy, with all intention of only pleasing them. You give a Charity Root someone less fortunate and disadvantaged in the dating environment.

Hey man have a look at that chick,
Yeh bro id give her a "Charity Root".

by *Mad-Maco* August 10, 2009

Alternative Root

N. (Old English). A friendly member of the opposite sex, known for their promiscuity and generosity, who can be relied upon, after an unsuccessful night chasing tail, for short-term gratification.

"Mate, why are you still friends with that Hayley chick? She's so wierd."
"Don't worry man, she's my alternative root tonight."
"Fair."

by Jerkov and BOF November 5, 2009