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Noah

A complete fuck up. Usually a middle child. Hated by many. He's only able to fit in kids like him. Very clingy when he dates somebody.
Did you hear Noah's dating Marysol. Neither did I.
by A hated random May 29, 2019
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Absolute bot. Most likely thinks he’s good at most things but is bad at all of them.
Wow, shocker, Noah lost another fight.
by NotABot.com March 27, 2019
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Can be a huge dick, but overall is a good friend. He can be really sexual and annoying sometimes, but always makes u laugh when ur down. He is usually dating someone because he is so fucking attractive, he can be gay sometimes,but he always says no homo. Overall, Noah is a very, good, and sometimes annoying friend.😋
You: hey Noah! How's it going?

Noah: fuck me in the ass so hard

You:...

Noah: no homo tho

You:ok, so how's ur day?

Noah: go away faggot

You:oof
by Dylbil March 29, 2019
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A dick head who will always be there to fuck up
by I am a flea of god April 4, 2019
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Noah he good looking he will take your hart are in the frist min you meet him and you know when it comes to girlfriends he will treat them right and make sure that he dose not hurt them
by Juna_love16 April 12, 2019
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Noah, Noah, Noah. Pack your bags and run... Noah is a very funny person that lures you into thinking you have a friendship with him but really he won’t even care if you die and be careful Noah will call your boyfriend hot even if he doesn’t mean it overall he’s kinda crazy and won’t ever act his age but that’s ok because that means he’s fun to be around but be careful don’t fall for any traps
Noah- Dude your hot
Christian- Ummm wth dude
Maya- Im leaving bye
by MayaandChristian September 16, 2019
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He is the most hot guy you have ever meet and he has girls lining up just to date him but he is very perverted. He is funny and can be very romantic. If you are his girlfriend and he is being very over protective of you he really likes you and doesn't want to let you go and we will know that if you know a noah that at some point you had a crush on him. Noah likes to make perverted jokes and he is very dirty minded but he is SEXY AF and you might want to f*ck him. Noah can sometimes be thare for you and when he is he will try his best to make you happy and make sure that he won't make you upset.
girl: dammmmmmm I want noah
girl 2: no he's mine

his girlfriend: no he's mine and he's great in bed so ha!
by ......noah September 28, 2019
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